Sunday, October 26, 2014

Someone doesn't like losing

This Rebelette throws a tantrum from hell last night:




This was simply too good not to post.

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

You can't spell SUck without LSU.

LSPhew

corndogs


/that being said, her life doesn't mean much if she measures her self worth based on the webels foolsball program success.

lol

Anonymous said...

Note to "video starlette's" boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/shacker up - this is what you will have to put up with the rest of your life every time she doesn't get her way.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if she is originally from Alabama.

Anonymous said...

Somewhere someone else already probably decided this kind of shit just wasn't worth it.

Anonymous said...

Why would anyone post this video about themselves? So sad. Hey it is just a game called football. Someone is going to win and someone is going to lose.

Anonymous said...

This may be the best thing she ever sees. Now maybe she can visualize what it means when her ex husband tells her she is acting like a stupid bitch.

Anonymous said...

11:40 and 12:41 He deserves this hell - listen to him taunt this obviously unhinged princess before he posted it.

PS Her plastic surgeon should have stapled his business card to her chest - great work!

Anonymous said...

These comments are about as ignorant as this is typical of Ole Miss fans.

Anonymous said...

I watched this twice before I read the title. Thought it was Chris McDaniel losing until I saw the caption.

Anonymous said...

"I hope they die on the way home"

Wonder if anyone told her about the LSU fan who died at the stadium last night?

What a class act.

Pittpanther said...

She says "Ole Miss football is my life."

What is she, a groupie?

The best Ole Miss team in half a century, and they still can't beat LSU? Sad... Welcome back to mediocrity next year.

Anonymous said...

sounds like a drunk 5yo...

Anonymous said...

KingFish did you upload this YouTube? If so, check out the comments, ESPN wants to feature it.

Kingfish said...

Thanks. Wouldn't have known if not for your comment. Too busy watching Martinsville.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who eggs on & posts his gf's tantrum like this deserves to be kicked to the curb. Mean people suck, and gentlemen are in short supply.

Anonymous said...

I am an Ole Miss fan married to a LSU graduate and I thought the video was hilarious. Lighten up people.

Anonymous said...

It still amazes me how someone who says "Ole Miss fooz-ball is their life" can be so upset. She should be used to losing by now. So should her parents and grandparents. Delusional is the word that comes to mind. If she were a Bama football or Ky basketball fan I might could fell some empathy, but any Mississippi sports program? Really?

Anonymous said...

For a vision of Ashley's future, look at the photo in Kingfish's October 25 post: a woman in a thirty-year-old dress (telltale 'Eighties Shoulders'), carefully-coiffed in a home dye-job, and sporting a 'cheap chic' watch, surrounded by other elderly Ole Miss fans desperately trying to hide their own severe economic constraints. This is where a life of boozing and "Team Spirit" will get you.

Anonymous said...

I hope the guy that filmed it has his worst moments broadcast for the entire world to see. What a jackass. I bet there's an enterprising bear lawyer getting the lawsuit ready.

Anonymous said...

This made it on Fox this morning

Anonymous said...

Congrats KF. This is viral. Give thechick kudos, but there is enough doubt that this is staged. So, prepare for the GMA spots and demands for why this wasn't filmed in landscape.

Ophelia said...

Ten a.m., you beat me to it! D-uhhh, you other credulous numbskulls, of COURSE this was staged! The "female lead" is a terrible actress (bless her heart) doing a truly execrable imitation of crying. The physical bit of stage business (slamming the gallon of milk down) was a nice touch, though, and performed with passable passion, so I'll give her credit for that.

Anonymous said...

Damn, is this vodka girl from the Texas A&M game last year? Or just her kindred spirit?

Anonymous said...

I'm glad we finally have sidewalk fans. No self respecting rebelette would ever be caught with the word pink scrawled on her backside. She's either a state fan or a coon ass with a bad dye job.

Her plastic surgeon tho...what's his number?

Anonymous said...

Shelby Herring is the vodka girl from last year.She was great.

Anonymous said...

Im calling this staged and she sold her dignity for a few minuted of internet fame...

GTHOM said...

http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/ole-miss-girl-hates-lsu-102614

More details. I have to feel sorry for Robert. You don't want to marry a crazy chick.

Anonymous said...

She is quoted in one of the sports blogs and her mother defended her in the comments of several blogs yesterday. She is from Natchez and lives in Baton Rouge with her LSU boyfriend and they had a house full of LSU fans watching the game. No doubt after the Bama win and LSU's losses to State & Auburn she had been talking trash in BR going into this game.

Anonymous said...

... and the milk was out because she had been drinking White Russians.

Anonymous said...

Ashley speaks:
http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/ole-miss-girl-hates-lsu-102614

Anonymous said...

Bodacious tata's none the less.

Kingfish said...

Yeah, the comments are worth reading.

Anonymous said...

11:16 Face it, she is typical Ole Miss. Yep, she crawled out of the same trailer park you and half your alumni currently live.

Anonymous said...

2:48 MSU grad here. You are ASKING FOR IT, if you want to start comparing our fan base with any other in the conference (save Alabama, of course).

Next game, stand up and look around. There is a reason we are called the "people's college".

Ophelia said...

Well, it's a state university, open to all, not an exclusive private college, which means that there are "schools within schools." This tragic tramp is not a trust-fund Chi O, I daresay! Nor is she (moving from the social to the intellectual sphere) attending the Honors College "up thayah". Many lovely, well-bred girls at Ole Miss, many very smart ones, too, and sometimes these groups overlap. This boob-job-Boopsie ain't in either group...again, just a guess.

Anonymous said...

2:48 Ole Miss grad here, I can smell your UM student loan from over here. I know how they smell. Remember, State would have accepted your 17 on the ACT just like UM did, and you could have found the same D grade fraternity to reluctantly accepted you as well. And also, posing as a State fan doesn't make you number one either. Sorry, you have to earn that.

Anonymous said...

Meh. Now that the video is viral and "respectable," news outlets have told us the entire story, here's what we know:

(1) The video is real.
(2) The girl in question passed out at halftime and was only awoken at the end of the game to the taunting of 30 LSU fans in her home.
(3) She is from Natchez, and NEVER attended Ole Miss.
(4) Her breasts are... Fantastic.

Her name is Ashley and her comment at the end of her interview with Fox - good stuff. Let's just say she can't stand the smell of corn dogs.

GTHOM said...

11:20

/that she never attended scUM makes her smarter than the average bear.

That she is 23 and her life revolves around their football program....well, she hasn't lived long enough to have seen them when they are a typical 6/5 team hoping for a toilet bowl bid.

GTHOM

Kingfish said...

So she was at home at a party and got hammered. Wow. Cardinal sin. Run that woman out of town. Yeesh. Love to see some of the holier than thou comments as if none of you clowns ever got drunk or stupid at The Grove or a bar. Bf probably should not have posted it on FB but damn, someone went on a rant after drinking a bit, if thats the worse she does, she will have a good life.

and Mrs. Murray, lighten up just a little bit. ;-)



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