Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Haley jumps into the scrum

Former Governor Haley Barbour issued this press release today:


STATEMENT OF FORMER GOV. HALEY BARBOUR

(JACKSON, Miss.) – Former Gov. Haley Barbour responds to recent comments made by the Chris McDaniel Senate campaign regarding federal education funding.


“Chris McDaniel's campaign is trying to change the subject away from McDaniel's irresponsible position that federal funding for education is unconstitutional and should be eliminated.


Last night, according to the Clarion-Ledger, McDaniel's campaign sent an email saying I have said the U.S. Department of Education should be abolished. Not only have I said that for years, I say it today. Like many conservatives I consider the U.S. Department of Education an unnecessary, expensive bureaucracy that gets in the way of state and local school officials; but that is a far cry from Chris McDaniel's stated position that federal funding for education is unconstitutional and should be eliminated.


Mississippi's schools – K-12, community colleges and universities – receive more than $1.5 billion a year in federal funding. Our K-12 schools alone get $800 million a year, one fourth of their state education budget! Virtually all funds for special education come from the federal government. Where would education in our state be without that money? What would we do if McDaniel had his way and that $1.5 billion was eliminated?


Close schools? Lay off teachers? Drop programs, like special ed? Or pass a gigantic tax increase? Most likely all of the above!


 McDaniel told the Associated Press the state and local governments "could handle" the loss of one-fourth of the state K-12 budget. He also told the AP, Mississippi "could offset those losses." Voters should ask their local school officials what would happen if all federal funding were taken away from Mississippi education. Those school officials will tell voters the state and local taxpayers definitely can't "handle it,” and there is no way we "could offset those losses," which would amount to more than $1.5 billion a year.


McDaniel's position that federal funding for education should be eliminated isn't conservative, it's reckless."

Kingfish note: Does this mean the Governor will support the drive to put full MAEP funding on the ballot? 

49 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haley needs to crawl back under the rock him and Trent Lott were living under.

While he's there, he needs to think about how stupid it was to pardon all those losers, infuriate the public, and ruin his legacy as governor. All for what?

His opinion is irrelevant to everyone except his old establishment cronies now, and they're rapidly becoming irrelevant too.

Anonymous said...

So Haley is all for abolishing the U.S. Dept. of Education. Well if the department is abolished, how would it give out education funds? Wouldn't the end result be the exact same as what he is criticizing McDaniel for?

This has gotten beyond stupid.

Anonymous said...

I'm not a tea party person but a true republican. I speak for many of us when I say Haley Barbour is a sell out RHINO. Only a libtard would pardon a bunch of murderers and buy 2 of them cars. I know of no republican that understands what he did. Haley, you need to leave Mississippi and move to San Francisco where your kind would be more appreciated. This fool of a Gov we had pardoned 200 people. That's as many as a POTUS!!! take your fat ass and smug look and be a libtard somewhere else.

Anonymous said...

Haley Barbour's response is disingenuous.
Haley Barbour supported a plank in the 2012 Republican Party platform calling for the abolishment of the federal Department of Education. There was no exception in that plank for the federal funding of education flowing through the department.

In fact, in defense that part of the Republican platform, Barbour said, “Being for getting rid of the department certainly doesn’t mean you want to get rid of public education." He added at a Christian Science Monitor breakfast in Washington, "It means getting rid of a federal intermediary so state and local governments can operate without a giant bureaucracy.”

So why is Barbour, who is now a Washington lobbyist and a Common Core supporter, now criticizing McDaniel for taking the position he once held and defended?

Anonymous said...

Look, I've drank Wild Turkey with Haley. Haley is a poltician's politician. He was part of the new power Republicans that decided that progressivism was the thing keeping Democrats in power. Modern Republicans want big government just as much as Democrats, they just want it for different reasons.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who has followed the issue is aware that proponents of the abolition of the Federal Department of Education would disperse the funds directly to the States in the form of block grants. Pretty simple concept

Anonymous said...

Thad be damned. Anyone who doesn't believe that Haley sees this election as a referendum on Haley isn't paying attention. Cochran doesn't go down alone and Haley knows it.

Anonymous said...

I believe there are a lot of federal programs that need to be eliminated - Fanny & Freddie, Federal Student Loans, Payments to farmers, dept of education. The feds are in lots of things they have no business doing. That does not mean you just cut them off one day with no plan for transition. I'd say take 3 years to auction off all the home loans loan guarantees that Fanny and Freddie have. It might take ten years to phase out farm payments. But in the end farm products should cost whatever the free market determines and we will pay that and eliminate the tax payments and bureaucrats. Haley doesn't believe for one second that the dep. of ed would be eliminated without some transition plan. This is going to be a big problem with cutting the government back to a reasonable size - the wailing and gnashing of teeth will be loud and long. We must realize that on the front end. We also must realize that the country cannot survive in the long run in with this bloated government.

Anonymous said...

Save us Chris. Cut everything. We will find a way. We can pay more local taxes when the Feds don't support us anymore. You are the answer. We can't wait to pay more property and school taxes when the Fed money dries up and we are broke. You are the savior and we can't wait for you to vote to kill all of the Federal funding for Mississippi. You are such a visionary. Please hold my Baby and then pet my rabbit. I'm washing my white sheets now for you to wear. Do I need to help you figure out how far apart to cut the eye holes for you to see through? You are the Man!

Anonymous said...

Save us Chris. Cut everything. We will find a way. We can pay more local taxes when the Feds don't support us anymore. You are the answer. We can't wait to pay more property and school taxes when the Fed money dries up and we are broke. You are the savior and we can't wait for you to vote to kill all of the Federal funding for Mississippi. You are such a visionary. Please hold my Baby and then pet my rabbit. I'm washing my white sheets now for you to wear. Do I need to help you figure out how far apart to cut the eye holes for you to see through? You are the Man!

Anonymous said...

Ok all of you groups that travel to DC asking for Federal help in Mississippi.....do you really think McDaniel will help you if he actually does steal the election?

Anonymous said...

Ok all of you groups that travel to DC asking for Federal help in Mississippi.....do you really think McDaniel will help you if he actually does steal the election?

Slaughter House said...

"Steal the election, I have drank, RHINO, The rock him and Trent were living under".

How much fun we seem to have while embarrassing ourselves.

Pugnacious said...

Still waiting for Cackran(sic) to tar McDaniel with the tried-and-true isolationist brush. It didn't work to well this time for Cantor. Maybe folks have figured out that Cantor's isolationist is the dog whistle word for those opposed to the pursuit of the MIC's perpetual proxy wars for perpetual peace.

Anonymous said...

the reason his majesty has entered the smear campaign that he has been running on thad's behalf is because without the aging puppet, haley and his clients (like mexico, certain arab countries, etc) will lose their influence in the senate and he and they will lose millions is fees, etc.....it is time for mississippi to get rid of haley barbour's and his lobbying front's (butler snow's "govt. relations group") stranglehold on this state!

http://swampland.time.com/2012/01/13/haley-barbours-pardons-why-no-one-in-mississippi-is-in-a-forgiving-mood/

http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/gov-barbours-disadvantaged-relative-f

http://impeachobamatoday.blogspot.com/2014/06/federal-records-show-haley-barbour-as.html

Anonymous said...

Pardon the reality folks. Haley is simply trying to secure his future as the next appointed US Senator from MS. Bless his little heart.

Don't you realize Mississippi, you are not smart enough to decide who should represent Mississippi in the US Senate. Haley has claimed the seat a long time ago.

Anonymous said...

@11:45pm has drank the tea. No one wants anymore toxic home loans. With another price increase of 3% on basic goods and services, another 10-15 million homes would go into foreclosure. Should we end farm payments, the individual family farm would go the way of the dinosaur overnight. That is exactly what Thad is out educating people about this week. Neither you or McDaniel have any idea what a farm bill or farm subsidy actually are.

You still have not accepted in the new America a couple with one public school teacher and one "manly" job such as skilled labor will never again be able to afford a $275,000 new house, a new Tahoe & a 4 door truck again. That family is with two or three kids will require public assistance this decade. Better it be the GOP handing out that assistance. This way the people learn not to bite the hand that feeds them.

I don't think you tea party types understand that's the future. So we owe $17 trillion today, I bet it will be close to $30 trillion by 2020. Sovereign debt is endless. And if needed with one executive order the President could cancel that debt if need be.

And for the love of God drop the immigration line. They are here to stay. Learn Spanish if you would like your lawn mowed, your child watched, need a nurse aid or plan to buy anything at Home Depot, walmart or McDonald's by 2025. It's an endless supply of cheap labor. Managed correctly, it could be a boom for our economy long term. You just have to get rid of the people that once did those jobs. Comes back to population control. There are many gene pools that need to dry up in our state. The wrong people are having kids. Don't worry it's all be worked out.

And watch as we fundamentally change the Christian church in a generation. We already have your kids. We don't need you. One generation from today same sex marriage will be totally normal and accepted. Gay clergy will be totally normal and celebrated. You arrived at this party to late. We have already won.

Oh and the full legalization of recreational drugs is no more than ten years away. The drug war is over.

And I seriously say this as a progressive republican. It's not that the federal government is to big, it's we're not firmly in charge of it for generations.

Anonymous said...

I know what would work. Let's start a state lottery to support education, like every other neighboring state. It supports thecstate schools and provides scholarships for college students. We can rely on ourselves for funding.

Anonymous said...

"Ignore that man you see behind the curtain!!!"

Anonymous said...

progressive republican = moron

Anonymous said...

I knew it would not take him long he just can't stand it! Haley get out of the race you're not running yet. don't worry you'll be appointed in a year and a half! it's a shoe in

Anonymous said...

The hate spewed by the people on this site is astounding as is the lack of intelligence with regard to policy differences.

KF- re: your note: there is a big difference between saying that we shouldn't cut 25 percent of the state's education budget and being for full funding of MAEP. How big of a difference? More than a billion dollars a year. To criticize Haley for saying there is a middle ground that is a logical conservative position is absurd.

Haley held the line on education spending as governor when a lot of republicans and democrats said a tax increase was inevitable because of the bad budget he inherited from musgrove. That's what conservatives do - they fight to get better results for the money we spend. But it does take some money to run schools and to cut 800 million a year is not feasible.

Even McDaniel basically said we needed to spend that money. But mcdaniels solution was for the state and local governments to pay for it. What taxes does Mcdaniel want to raise? It would take a heck of an income tax increase to raise 800 million.

Anonymous said...

737 yes to a state lottery but how are we going to keep the money out of the politicians hands? but then again the Baptist Convention would never allow that! it may do away with the recreational time when they take the senior citizens from the church to the casinos on the river. (no disrespect to seniors I'm just trying to make a point As I am one) . whatever idiot thought a floating boat versus a land Casino made any difference is stupid. I don't gamble but it doesn't make a hill of beans to me if a casino is here or not but a state lottery would probably pay for education.

Anonymous said...

state lottery yes! oh but do you think it would take away from the casinos? you know Haley worked so hard to get those back up and running! remember the katrina funding? gosh I just don't know what we would have done if that Hurricane did not come through. It is really sad but when you start seeing floating boat casinos and antique stores you know the town has gone to pot. look at Natchez and Vicksburg once such beautiful thriving cities. and the only thing that is keeping them afloat are the casinos - correct me if I'm wrong? what can we do to get a state lottery and how can we convince the Baptist Convention to go along with this ? I just do not see any rationalization in the difference between a floating casino and a state lottery? it is probably easier for under handed payments and a state lottery would at least go through several peoples hands and may be monitored or efficiently? your thoughts?

Anonymous said...

It's kind of a shame Haley didn't just run for Senate himself, instead of propping Thad up to run again, so we could have an honest debate about stuff like this. But since Thad's apparently not lucid enough to make the argument himself, we have to watch this absurd spectacle of a faux-debate between a candidate and string-puller.

Anonymous said...

7:37 I think you are exactly backwards in your thinking about farmers. Comparing large corporate farm interests, like Monsanto, ADM etc to the small farmer - who has more influence on language in the farm bills? Who has lawyers and accountants to spend untold hours looking for loopholes in the federal rules? The politicians always make stuff very very complex and that always favors the large businesses. Example in another industry - as the Feds use Obomacare to take over even more of the nation's healthcare, what are the doctors doing? By the thousand doctors are selling their businesses to hospitals. Why? Cause the doctors don't have the time or manpower to keep up with the ever changing maze of rules that is Obomcare. It is exactly the same with family farms except that it has been happening for so long that we have forgotten that the federal government is to blame.

Anonymous said...

737 " drug war is over"....

Get rid of those cigs! Pot's a-comin' ! Cigs will make those dirty politicians (oh was that an oxymoron? I should have just said politicians-- sorry) more money on the streets (black market) and pot will generate more tax revenue. oh and keep on gettin drunk because that's okay. That makes perfect sense. plus there's a lot of money available to clinics & government hospitals to act like they care if you smoke and really really want you to quit --- they truly care ;) ;). yes they get incentive money to act like they care if you smoke. and for goodness sakes do not tell them or your name will go in the big black book and your mailbox will be inundated with cessation crap. I dont smoke but I think its ridiculous they are so into our lives. And for all you pruned liver drinkers, you will be next. but maybe not every politician I know drink their toddies. but if we're all smokin dope I guess we'll all be happy and never complain. look how fast they passed it when umc got the liquid pot recently. Wow that was the fastest pass - it was a no-brainer I guess. so where has all the tobacco money gone? Hhmmmm. oh wait I lost my thought process. I dropped my joint.

Tell da troof, Danny Mollisack! said...

Mr. Barbour, I have a little problem. I made a couple of itty bitty mistakes a few years ago. I did the following:

- jaywalked across Farish Street
- drove down State Street at 54 miles per hour
- smoked a joint in college, but I didn't inhale
- had sex with an intern and used a cigar as a pessary
- destroyed a mall by driving through it in an old police car with my brother
- robbed Fort Knox by using female pilots to fly over and deliver knockout gas
- led police on a chase through town in a white Bronco
- killed a census taker and ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
- cut off the head of a thoroughbred horse and left it in the bed of the owner
- got drunk and sped down Old Canton Road, killing two young med students
- tore the tags off my mattress

Think I could get a pardon?

Anonymous said...

Haley Barbour, Karl Rove, Chamber of Commerce, etc; we are tired of your narcissistic attitude and arrogance that wants to pick and promote candidates for the American people...You have no interest in the good of this country...just want power and to line your pockets...

Anonymous said...


The 2012 plank to the Republican platform supported by Haley Barbour was a proposed plank. Ultimately, it was not adopted despite Barbour's support for it.

There was an adopted plank in the Republican platforms from 1980 to 1996 advocating eliminating the Department of Education. There was no exception for education funding flowing though the department. US Senator Thad Cochran never once voiced opposition to that plank. For verification and more details, read: http://www.unitedliberty.org/articles/17877-thad-cochrans-crony-pals-are-desperate-haley-barbour-was-for-abolishing-the-department

McDaniel's father was a professor at Jones County Junior College and his mother retired from the college in 1995. He attended the Jones County Public Schools as well as Ole Miss Law School. His wife, Jill, was a public school teacher, employed with the Ellisville Elementary School for 10 years before the birth of their two children. The McDaniel's eight-year-old son attends public school in Jones County. Their three-year-old-son is not yet in school.


Anonymous said...

" McDaniel told the Associated Press the state and local governments "could handle" the loss of one-fourth of the state K-12 budget. "

What the h***?!? I believe this statement deserves much more attention than whatever conspiracy theory some but has about Barbour.

It will be a true disaster if McDaniel gets elected. Your theories about Barbour are groundless, just like half the other stances of the Tea Party.

Anonymous said...

Haley,
Where do you think the money comes from anyway? Cut federal spending, and the associated federal taxes that fund said spending, and the people of Mississippi will have enough money to pay for their own public education. The money has to come from somewhere.
The problem is that the Republicans are just as bad as the Dems: Don't worry, Uncle Sam will pay for it.

Anonymous said...

Just so you guys know, y'all make the Democratic Party look more enticing than ever.

Anonymous said...

Just so you know, that's about the dumbest comment ever made.

Anonymous said...

No! The dumbest commit was "cut federal spending and taxes". Ain't happening. We're in a black hole that will take years to dig out of. On the national level, Ms. is insignificant. All of this BS about kicking the govt. money out and being self-sufficient is hog-wash. If that should happen, watch all of these TP screamers start wiggling when jobs disappear, and taxes to through the roof.

Anonymous said...

Response to @12:52 p.m. NO HE DIDN'T!

Chris McDaniel did not say that! Once again, Haley is twisting the truth. The full article Haley selectively quotes from is at: http://blog.gulflive.com/mississippi-press-news/2014/04/ap_analysis_school_funding_div.html

Read it for yourself. Better yet, here is an unparsed, word-for-word, full-paragraph quote of what Chris McDaniel said:


In a telephone interview the day after his Ag Museum event, McDaniel said he supports education, just not federal involvement in it.

"Invariably, somebody will try to twist this as me being anti-education," McDaniel told the AP.
He said if the federal department were eliminated, state and local governments could handle education funding on their own.

Would Mississippi be able to handle the loss of federal money?
"I think Mississippi, if it's allowed to keep more of its tax revenue, could offset those losses," McDaniel said.



Thus, when asked specifically about federal education funding, he clearly qualified his statement to be dependent on Mississippi being "allowed to keep more of its tax revenue... to offset those losses."

Anonymous said...

2:51, even if it worked out how McDaniel said, it would still be a terrible deal. MS keeping more of its tax revenue in exchange for less federal funding would result in less money available for education. The only way that wouldn't be true is if this state sent more money to DC than we got in return. We all know the opposite is true. McDaniel's deal is bad for MS, and it is especially bad for our next generation of children. If you care about them, you will reconsider voting for that guy. Some of you seem so hasty to vote for change, in whatever form, that you're reminiscent of a certain national election back in 2008.

Anonymous said...

3:12 thanks for your reminder.

Anonymous said...

How much money would be saved by not having to pay bureaucrats to comply with all the strings that come attached to that federal education money? Does anyone know? I've complained in the past about all the butts in chairs at JPS and the Mississippi Department of Ed and the excuse I get is they're needed to comply with federal red tape.

True or just an excuse?

Standin' By said...

It's almost impossible to respond to most of these posts without using the word Idiot but I shall try. Later.

Anonymous said...

Yes, just give the state and school districts block grants with no federal rules. We've been needing a new football stadium instead of wasting money on special ed. Our schools can save money by dropping science and just teaching kids to say "Were you there?" Plus, we need high-paying jobs with no responsibilities.

- the in-laws of every school board member in Mississippi

Anonymous said...

The only difference I see between a Dem and a Rep is: The Dems fund the ones that don't work (freeloaders - theones that drive Escalades) and the Reps fund the ones that DO work (make the wealthy wealthier). But I guess someone has to pay the taxes and it surely won't be the Dems.

Anonymous said...

So… did anyone read the Jackson Free Press (June 11-17) “Cochran, McDaniel: Is One Better for Jackson?” There’s that contractor’s name again – “Socrates Garrett”. He is concerned about a new project “One Lake” – the metro areas long-running flood-control/development effort which will need federal funds to get off the ground. Now why would a SENATE race have anything to do with Socrates???? Hhmmm… But wait he’s the newspaper publisher right? No wait he’s a contractor – yes, since waaayyy back to….Katrina right? “HINT..HINT” read between the lines here. Could he have been the prime contractor that was initially hired for the grant funding during Katrina? Could he have been the contractor that subcontracted work to the coast during this time? Could he have been given preferential treatment? His name just keeps popping up everywhere lately. He was noted in an article during the mayoral race referencing H.B. and Socrates and now in an article about the Senate Race? I’ll use that great term that the NY journalist used “extravagantly weird”. And… doesn’t he do a lot of rural water contract work for the rural water associations which are largely funded by grant funding (state/fed) accompanied with the low interest rate loans thru Ag/Rural Development? And through research the SOS office had him noted as in the “newspaper industry” about 3 yrs ago then a couple of months after the BIG rural water grant that MS was ‘so fortunate’ to obtain mainly with Thad’s support (and G. Harper’s), his industry category was conveniently revised to add contracting (for water line construction). DEQ had him listed as the contractor – I’ve only seen one contract scanned in their system for rural water contracts – and maybe someone accidentally scanned this one through? And since he’s a minority contractor is this a shoe-in for a grant funded project to omit the bid process? Were bids solicited? What does HE know about water line laying? Or maybe he subcontracts the work out to pre-selected contractors? Why is he listed as a prime contractor when their is grant funding available? Does his paper support republicans or democrats – or both? It’s interesting that no other competitive contractors are up in arms about this? Shouldn’t we be sharing the pie? I can hire some subcontractors - I'll do it...I'll do it. I read the newspapers does that qualify me? Where do I send my bid?

Anonymous said...

Yes, 8:08. All I know is whatever boss Hogg Haley Barber is for, that is what I am against. Corruption squared.

Anonymous said...

7:13pm.. As I was once told by a Madison Central Athletic Director in the 90's that merged Flora to Madison so he would have a better football team, "football keeps kids from dropping out of school" Excuse me mister, your football team GPA is "D" so how can they play with a "D"? What incentive do they have to do better? Mister said "This is all they have" - YEP, and now it's 2014 and we are supporting the majority of them either by sitting at home or sitting in jail. Nothing against football but our athletic h.s. football coaches and the MS H. S. Association only care about their team winnings and justification for their jobs. And yes, passing them through does happen - don't think for one minute it does not! In addition, at that time, the athletic director was able to keep all of his game revenue for the athletic dept. Do any of you realize how much money this was? A LOT! Does the athletic director FULLY fund his entire program? The facilities, the fields, the maintenance, the employees, the utility bills, equipment, retirement programs, fringe, and salaries of employees (incl workman comp, fringe, benefits, insurance)? Big Fat NO it's not! I'm not sure if things have changed but it needs to. Education is a backseat to FOOTBALL and has always been but nothing will change unless these players put Education as a priority and that starts with the coaches. The other areas of athletics (baseball, etc) are pennies compared to the football programs. Will these kids make a living playing ball? A minute percentage.

Anonymous said...

Yep and I received a letter a few years ago from the MS Department of Education and they misspelled "Education" as "Edcuaton" as their header on the top of the page! -- they are a mess! I intended to forward it to the Gov. but I couldn't figure out how to spell Haley's last name.

Anonymous said...

936 - Yep, Farm Bill does not help small family farms. The Farm Bill only helps RICH landowners and BIG FARM operations. If the small farmer does get a subsidy the landowner keeps in touch with the local FSA office and increases the rent by that amount. So either the small farmer can cease his lease or lose it to someone else - can't compete with the gov't that pays the landowner to pay them "free" money for set aside, plant it in pine trees, or whatever other program that Thad helps them with. SO either THAD is not in touch with the real world or maybe he IS aware of what he's doing. I just don't know. So he can wear his farmer shirt and jeans to campaign for the vote. BUT I'm not voting for him that's for sure! These big landowners have become very wealthy and I'm not really sure if folks realize how wealthy they are getting off of our tax dollars! CM Voter for sure!!!

Anonymous said...

Chris still hasn't told us why Melanie disappeared.

Cap, Gown & Helmet said...

Responding to 8:53's football analogy. You seem fond of avoiding context. It's true that extra-curricular activities DO keep some students interested and attending school. That includes ROTC, Band, Athletics, choir, etc. Nobody, including the gentleman you misquote, would suggest you merge schools to put poorly performing students on the football team.

No school sacrifices it's district education program at the alter of a football team. Student athletes at Madison never have had a D average and you know it. That was a lie. They don't suit up with D's.

And to your groan about the merger, that allowed two other important things. First, it kept the Justice Department's ass out of Madison County by further integrating (dumbing down) the High School and, Second, it no doubt kept a helluva lot of Flora kids from dropping out had they remained in Flora.



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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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