Friday, April 4, 2014

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Is someone a candidate with special needs?



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Anonymous said...

I thought "no comment" meant you actually posted something without a comment. Silly me.

Anonymous said...

KF has clearly demonstrated through pictures that if one is black and in politics they must be Special Needs cause they are always using the handicap parking.

Anonymous said...


Are Ed and Babs advising his campaign?

Johnny Weir said...

Kingfish doesn't VARNISH over the truth.

Anonymous said...

Sadly, only 20% of Jacksonians (who represent 95% of the residential tax base) will see anything wrong with this. And that's not their candidate anyway....

Monni Rott said...

I'm sure you've taken this out of context Kingfish.

In the Kush those markings do not indicate a special needs zone but rather a special Free the Land! peoples zone.

Anonymous said...

I was outside when this candidate arrived. He was instructed by the parking lot security guard to park there. Stop being cute, KF! (Funny post, though)

Anonymous said...

"KF has clearly demonstrated through pictures that if one is black and in politics they must be Special Needs cause they are always using the handicap parking. "

Yeah, it's always KF's fault. He parked that car there then took the picture. Racist.

Anonymous said...

Where is this, 12:25? Just wondering where the parking lot with parking lot security was.

Anonymous said...

The security was probably the guy arrested for impersonating an officer.

Anonymous said...

He was instructed by the parking lot security guard to park there.

Right. God forbid he would have enough smarts to tell the guard, 'Hey, no thanks. I want to serve the people, not be served.'

Anonymous said...

Good point, 4:04.
However, it would take a well-rounded, caring person to say that!
I have yet to see on TV or still photo an image of warmth or caring in Lumumba's seemingly cold and glaring eyes.
Maybe he doesn't have it in him.

Micah Gober said...

I though all the candidates were special like in the short bus special.

Anonymous said...

The security guard at Emmanual Baptist Church told him to park there, by the time three candidates arrived, parking was limited. Too bad he didn't have people to drop him off at the front door and valet park for him like other candidates. You guys are hilarious!

Kingfish said...

Am having fun with the guy. It is funny to some degree.

Not like he talked about weaponized hemp.

Anonymous said...

This is disgusting. Every day, able-bodied people without the proper credientials park in this manner. Yet, they incredulous when someone says something to them about it. Usually the response is something like, " I was just there for a minute when I ran a quick errand". I just that jackass feels entitled.

You can tell a LOT about the character of a person who parks illegally in handicapped parking spots.

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KaptKangaroo said...

The continued pictures over time of the same behavior of those who suffered taking advantage of those who suffer is absolutely ironic.

Anonymous said...

Please explain that sentence. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

make no mistake ..these clowns think that they are above the law and entitled to whatever whim floats by them.

Anonymous said...

Here is the protocol on handicap spots:

If u are walking away from car, it's almost never okay (some daycares actually use church handicap spots as drop off spots during week)

If there are two open handicap spots and you are not leaving your car's line of sight, it is okay. (Redbox in front of store with multiple handicap spots... U can use one.) BUT you must not use the closest spot. If the spot you occupy, because of newly parked cars, would be the best/closest, you must move your car immediately and understand that that was the risk you took.

If you yell at anyone who is abiding by the rules above, you are the worst person ever. (If there are 4 empties and someone takes the farthest one from the store to access the redbox, yelling at that person in front of the running car is equal to painting over the spots.

KaptKangaroo said...

Some comprehension is beyond some's ability to understand.

Anonymous said...

Wait! I am obviously in the wrong line of work! When did being a "movement man of the people" become so lucrative?! I wonder if those struggling citizens in his commercials know that he drives this high end automobile! Is this a Jag or a BMW? I also wonder if the "deciding people" know that Lumumba lives in a gated community two steps away from Madison county - and across the street from that other guy from Detroit who came here to "free the land". If he becomes mayor I'm going to go ahead take those two steps ---> thataway!

Anonymous said...

"Some comprehension is beyond some's ability to understand."

That's one Ima gonna write down for sure! When you analyze the gobbledegook, what it means is, "You won't always be able to understand everything that is said." Classic! What a concept!

Pure damned genius, I tell ya.

Anonymous said...

Whenever a person cares for his people, empowering them, and preaching truth, they will always focus on his mistakes his flaws, and his contradictions. They want to illegitimize his message. Stop his progress and the hope for the people.

Anonymous said...

"His people"? Really?

Anonymous said...

Are you scared of the word people?

Kingfish said...

Oh really? He wasn't told by anyone. Omari tried to stand in for him, again. Was told sorry, candidate has to do it, not the ones who actually known the answers to the questions. So he hustled over there. Got there late and parked in handicapped spot. Ran for office but couldn't park a few more yards or so away and run inside.

Anonymous said...

Is that true, Kingfish? Or are you just blogging a fictitious story? This is getting interesting...

Kingfish said...

Confirmed it with several sources who were at debate/forum that night. And they are definitely not in the same crowd.



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