Monday, August 6, 2012

Sanders SPEAKS!!!

Talks in favor of sagging pants ordinance
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19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Enoch is a snappy dresser. Gotta have one of those rug hats.

Anonymous said...

So Enoch and Kenny support a ban on saggy pants that the ACLU claims discriminates against young black males? What is this world coming to............

Anonymous said...

The struggle continues, the struggle continues.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhR8QRpIudA

Anonymous said...

I think the baggy pants thing looks horrible. But, ban it? Why not let idiots look like idiots?

Anonymous said...

Chronic schizophrenics are so much fun to watch. Why hasn't this man been sent to Whitfield yet?

Anonymous said...

Its about time some one in the AA community took a stand against the FEMENIZATION of young AA men. Feminization (also known as sissification) is used to describe the practice, especially in female dominance, of switching the gender role of a male submissive. It is usually achieved through cross-dressing, where the male is dressed in female attire, ranging from just wearing female undergarments to being fully dressed in very feminine attire and make-up. Some males take on tasks, behaviours and roles that are overtly feminine, and adopt female mannerisms and postures in task such as sitting, walking and acting in a feminine manner. Men showing their butts to other men and encouraging other men to do the same is a Feminine behavior they are choosing to do. No wonder AA men vote FEM-O-CRAT in such large numbers....next time you see one of these SISSY boys tell him he is pretty...girls like that you know!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ban then drag ass pants! Ban the damn thumping music up and down the streets too. Or don't ban them. Then I and many others will continue to do business and take their families to eat and shop in Madison and Rankin county. That way you are allowing the ACLU and its likes to determine the future of the "bold new city."

Shadowfax said...

I've never even considered taking Enoch Sanders seriously. How can anyone who tries to look like a camoflauged dirt-dauber and appears to not have changed his underwear in months possibly think anyone would take him seriously?

Assign him a night-stick and position him outside city council doors and he will have reached his potential.

Anonymous said...

Sagging pants are a useful way to identify people the rest of us want to avoid. The wearer might as well have a tattoo of "thug" on his forehead. Please do not ban this useful identifier.

Anonymous said...

MAN! L O O K .... at the dirt under that guy's fingernail! And what do you think is REALLY under that lid?!

Micah said...

If I saw that in the Hinds County Courthouse I would be calling the Department of Homeland Security and reporting a terrorist. Yikes this man looks scary.

Curt Crowley said...

New Rule: If you dress like Enoch Sanders, you don't get to bitch about what other people wear.

Anonymous said...

Can you believe he has a kid in med school?

Anonymous said...

So did Stokes, (practicing medicine now) who also has a daughter that graduated from Harvard Law School.

Anonymous said...

I served him food once at the stewpot.

Anonymous said...

Is he one of General Fishers soldiers?

Anonymous said...

I love it , but at the same time I hate it .

Stokes & Sanders are more visual proof of what has happened to my Jackson hometown.

Such mental cases justify why I will continue to travel deeper into Madison, Rankin, and now Scott and Neshoba to buy the basics.

I am not spending any more money in Jackson or Hinds County, Mississippi.

It's now worth the extra gas money to increase the tax base of the surrounding counties.

Anonymous said...

yikes! just looking at a picture of that buffoon makes me want to go and wash my hands...I wonder when the $$$ comes from that he lives on?

Ann Onimous said...

He's not practicing what he's preaching.

Thank God.



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