Thursday, May 10, 2012

Chokwe speaks

Chokwe Lamumba gives a nice little speech a couple of years ago on a run for Mayor. Oh yeah, he's serious, trust me. "The Democratic Party started with the Ku Klux Klan". Read on:




32 comments:

Anderson said...

He's off by about 70 years, but that is among the least of his problems.

KaptKangaroo said...

That is a riot! I guess if you say it it must be true. Geesh.

Anderson said...

You've seen those old Jefferson nickels with the burning cross on the back, right Kaptain?

Anonymous said...

Edwin minces no words.

Kingfish said...

KK is originally from California. You'll have to forgive him.

Anonymous said...

Having grown up in the Delta, I now understand why most people are considered racist by the elites of today. My parents had a small family business that put four children through college. My Dad grew up poor on a small farm and was friends with the black sharecropper's children. He always stressed to us the importance of hard work and to give everyone a fair chance, regardless of skin color. However, I have just turned 50 and have realized that Obama's vision of America is what Deltans feared. The black churches, many with Jesse Jackson and Jeremiah Wright type preachers who stole from their parishioners, whipped up their congregations weekly filling them with hatred toward the whites. It is much similar how the mullah's in the Middle East prey on their ignorant flocks. Chokwe, much lighter skinned than our president and filled with so much hatred toward his white heritage, wishes to bring Obama's Marxist style of politics to the Bold New City. If this happens, Jackson (oh, the name will be the first thing he changes) will probably be one of the first state capitals where the State will take receivership once Chokwe runs out of money through the redistribution of taxes to the ignorant masses, kept on the plantation, not by the white man, but by JPS.

Anonymous said...

Why is anyone surprised by this? Lumbuttba knows that this is the time to be all in for the push to create what he dreamed of as a leader of the Republik of New Africa. Once he becomes the Mayor of the capital city of one of the states that the RNA decided is theirs, he knows that it'll be too late.
If he is defeated, hopefully the pendulum will begin to swing back and it'll be after he's dead from old age before they have another chance.
If he is successful, Jackson is truly lost.

Anderson said...

wishes to bring Obama's Marxist style of politics

If you're trying to sound less crazy than Chokwe, you're doing it wrong.

Chokwe is just the counterpart of the nuts crying how Obama is a socialist. None of them put together would have the sense to pour piss out of a boot, even if the instructions were printed on the heel.

Anonymous said...

The "Cotton Curtain"?!

If this nut job gets elected, Jackson is toast.

Why would anyone sane person still live in there. I wonder why I still live 20 miles away.

Anonymous said...

He'll make the runoff.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully one of his homeboys will take him away ... literally.

Anonymous said...

The post says the speech was yesterday, while the date on the video is from 2009. Just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

A growing whiff of fear is left in the wake of Anderson's increasingly strenuous efforts to posit that Obama is not a Socialist.

He clings to some textbook-like definition of Socialism as a shield, as a litmus test.

So what if he is a Socialist Anderson? Why does the possibility scare you so?

Anderson said...

LOL, 2:28 ... the only thing that "scares" me is how much you sound like Dr. Arnold Smith.

Hard to isolate the funniest thing in your short comment, but I'm going with this:

"He clings to some textbook-like definition of Socialism ..."

Imagine that! Behaving as if a word should mean something in particular.

Looking forward to the next Tea Party event where they burn a pile of dictionaries ... damn elitists telling people what words do and don't mean! Real Americans don't need that!

Anonymous said...

Anderson,
Chokeme has a verifiable history. Educate yourself just a little bit, little fella.

Anderson said...

Uh, what have I said about Chokwe other than to mock him? RIF.

The man is a professional fool.

Shadowfax said...

What the hell is 'The Cotton Curtain'? As if Chokeme ever hauled a sack. He was never down with the struggle. But, like Bennie, he can lead a bunch of sheeple and one-eyed carp.

Anonymous said...

Taliaferro is moving in on the Mista & Mizz'ez Stokes comedy hour.

Thanks KF. The months leading up to the Jack-town Mayoral election are guaranteed to be some of the
funniest political shit this State has ever seen.

In retrospect, Cliff Finch now looks like Thomas Jefferson .

What are Choke-way Taliaferro's plans to stop the boil water alerts in the " Capitol City" ?

Anonymous said...

"why would any sane person live in there"... some people have to be front lines so that the suburbs even exist

Anonymous said...

Was this filmed at the last remaining
VHS/DVD rental shop at Ellis & Hwy 80 ?

Micah Gober said...

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

Anonymous said...

http://gopcapitalist.tripod.com/democratrecord.html

The Democrat Party and the Ku Klux Klan: Aside from the multiple Klan members who have served in elected capacity within the high ranks of the Democrat Party, the political party itself has a lengthy but often overlooked history of involvement with the Ku Klux Klan. Though it has been all but forgotten by the media, the Democrat National Convention of 1924 was host to one of the largest Klan gatherings in American history. Dubbed the "Klanbake convention" at the time, the 1924 Democrat National Convention in New York was dominated by a platform dispute surrounding the Ku Klux Klan. A minority of the delegates to the convention attempted to condemn the hate group in the party's platform, but found their proposal shot down by Klan supporters within the party. As delegates inside the convention voted in the Klan's favor, the Klan itself mobilized a celebratory rally outside. On July 4, 1924 one of the largest Klan gatherings ever occurred outside the convention on a field in nearby New Jersey. The event was marked by speakers spewing racial hatred, celebrations of their platform victory in the Democrat Convention, and ended in a cross burning.

A little known fact of history involves the heavy opposition to the civil rights movement by several prominent Democrats. Similar historical neglect is given to the important role Republicans played in supporting the civil rights movement. A calculation of 26 major civil rights votes from 1933 through the 1960's civil rights era shows that Republicans favored civil rights in approximately 96% of the votes, whereas the Democrats opposed them in 80% of the votes! These facts are often intentionally overlooked by the left wing Democrats for obvious reasons. In some cases, the Democrats have told flat out lies about their shameful record during the civil rights movement.
Democrat Senators organized the record Senate filibuster of the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Included among the organizers were several prominent and well known liberal Democrat standard bearers including:
- Robert Byrd, current senator from West Virginia
- J. William Fulbright, Arkansas senator and political mentor of Bill Clinton
- Albert Gore Sr., Tennessee senator, father and political mentor of Al Gore. Gore Jr. has been known to lie about his father's opposition to the Civil Rights Act.
- Sam Ervin, North Carolina senator of Watergate hearings fame
- Richard Russell, famed Georgia senator and later President Pro Tempore
The complete list of the 21 Democrats who opposed the Civil Rights Act of 1964 includes Senators:
- Hill and Sparkman of Alabama
- Fulbright and McClellan of Arkansas
- Holland and Smathers of Florida
- Russell and Talmadge of Georgia
- Ellender and Long of Louisiana
- Eastland and Stennis of Mississippi
- Ervin and Jordan of North Carolina
- Johnston and Thurmond of South Carolina
- Gore Sr. and Walters of Tennessee
- H. Byrd and Robertson of Virginia
- R. Byrd of West Virginia
Democrat opposition to the Civil Rights Act was substantial enough to literally split the party in two. A whopping 40% of the House Democrats VOTED AGAINST the Civil Rights Act, while 80% of Republicans SUPPORTED it. Republican support in the Senate was even higher. Similar trends occurred with the Voting Rights Act of 1965, which was supported by 82% of House Republicans and 94% of Senate Republicans. The same Democrat standard bearers took their normal racists stances, this time with Senator Fulbright leading the opposition effort.

Anonymous said...

Anderson won. Some funny stuff.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm. For some reason, I thought a person affiliated with a particular political party because of the ideals of that party and whether or not those ideals aligned with his own. But, he's saying you choose based on whether or not the racial makeup in the district where you want to serve matches your particular race. Then, after you win, if the party you chose to get elected doesn't actually represent your views, you just create yourself a new one. Interesting concept but, hey! It worked for Obama. I just hope he soon figures out what his position on something actually IS so he can settle down and select his new party's name. I'm anxious to find out what its going to be.

Anonymous said...

8:47 said: " 'why would any sane person live in there'... some people have to be front lines so that the suburbs even exist"

Is Brandon's existance dependent on the State Mental Hospital? As long as the lunatics stay in the asylem, all is well.

If you want to stay in Jackson, that is your choice, and I wish you well. I choose to avoid having another thug stick a gun stuck to my head while robbing me.

Anonymous said...

As for the poster who believes that everyone is a nut-job who thinks Obama is a socialist; since when is "Newsweek" is conservative rag? In 2009 after Obama's spending spree started, Newsweek's cover declared the US is "now Socialist".

Anonymous said...

One of the sadest things he said, was that a black man could not get elected running as a republican in MS. I know plenty of Black people I would vote for if they ran republican. However with this type of speech, it makes it hard for that to happen.

Anderson said...

Oh well, who am I to disagree with Newsweek?

(The op-ed in question, while none too brilliant, is actually a tad more nuanced. Newsweek likes to sell magazines; cf. this recent example.)

Anonymous said...

8:04 am, once they have taken all of jackson.. theyll just stop huh and be content... nope they will start going after every little small town around jackson

Anonymous said...

if ludumba, bluntson and poor pitiful harv is all jackson has to offer then we are totally fucked!

Anonymous said...

9:12 I agree with you, but at least the small towns have real cops as opposed to the do-nut eaters on the Jackson Police force.

Shadowfax said...

Anonymous said...
if ludumba, bluntson and poor pitiful harv is all jackson has to offer then we are totally fucked!

May 11, 2012 12:06 PM

I disagree. If that's what Jacktown has to offer, the rest of us are in no danger. An army of imbeciles brandishing plastic straws and lobbing wiffle-balls will trip over their own left feet long before they 'take over' surrounding areas.



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